If you ask me, we shouldn’t stop making fun of Zima just because it failed. If anything, we should be making fun of it more. It was terrible. All it was missing was product placement in Gymkata.

Zow!

Seriously, ok, add the Zima, Grease, and Gymkata references, and this post single-handedly addresses more terrible things that anything else I’ve ever tak’ed out on my keyboard.