The answer, of course, is just one, but then it’s changed forever.

I know rape jokes are a sensitive subject now-a-days, and I say “now-a-days” because I did one in 2010 and I didn’t even have a second thought about it. Whereas this one is probably both a better joke, and a less offensive one, I still had second thoughts about doing it at all. I mostly decided to go for it because the Red Fly enjoying rape jokes for the sole purpose of offending other people is just the sort of asshole thing he’d be drawn to, and because the alternative was a non-sequiter about the dad from ALF. Which I’ll just have to save for another day.

Thanks for reading. Please tell your friends who aren’t easily offended to come read Barflys. Or tell your easily offended friends too, and I’ll prepare an apology.