I feel like, if I have to tell you that this is a joke, you should drive while drinking, and these characters are terrible people who shouldn’t be emulated. Then you’re either some busy-body who already actually understands that and is taking it wrong intentionally. Or some who already is also carefree about his/her own drunk driving without any sense of self-awareness.

Today’s shortened blog is brought to you by my gross infected ear, and the Boston Beer Summit. So if anyone is in the area and sees a gentleman there at the noon tasting wearing a hat with big flaps that covers his ears so you can not see them. That’s probably me.

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